TJA

TJA stands for thick juicy ass. Only used for the thickest and juiciest of posteriors. If you have one of these, you're the talk of the town.

Hana: I can't stop looking at Ezra's TJA.
Austin: Yeah, that thing's enormous

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holy mackaroli

A combination of holy mackarel and holy macaroni. Used when something is so mind-blowing you don't even have the words to describe it.

girlfriend: "i'm pregnant..."
boyfriend: "well holy mackaroli, tickle my chin-whiskers!"