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a tickle that hurts like a Nazi is tickling you with barbed wire
After I found out my Jewish wife cheated on me, I swastickled her to death.
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when an actor or actress only does revenge movies until they crap themselves off of the a-list
I heard Kiefer Sutherland was considering pulling a liam neeson.
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when a child star loses everything as an adult when they can't tell fiction from fact; there is no cure
Lindsay Lohan is one of many former child stars who has suffered from Amanda Bynes syndrome.
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One who avoids weed, typically at a party.
"Jerry is a grasshopper, despite his best friends smoking kush on a regular basis."
When you take a shit and you look at it and you feel sorry for it.
Oh my god, Jon Cryer just came out of my ass.
someone who has sex with farts
When Pam Anderson would fart in a sex tape, the DP, a real fartfucker, would try and bang her farts.
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