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when an actor or actress only does revenge movies until they crap themselves off of the a-list
I heard Kiefer Sutherland was considering pulling a liam neeson.
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when a child star loses everything as an adult when they can't tell fiction from fact; there is no cure
Lindsay Lohan is one of many former child stars who has suffered from Amanda Bynes syndrome.
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a tickle that hurts like a Nazi is tickling you with barbed wire
After I found out my Jewish wife cheated on me, I swastickled her to death.
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When you take a shit and you look at it and you feel sorry for it.
Oh my god, Jon Cryer just came out of my ass.
One who avoids weed, typically at a party.
"Jerry is a grasshopper, despite his best friends smoking kush on a regular basis."
someone who has sex with farts
When Pam Anderson would fart in a sex tape, the DP, a real fartfucker, would try and bang her farts.
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