Virgin

The chaddest of all men, both virgin and non-virgin. The virgin is a typically a male who has no desire to seek intimacy from the opposite sex and is instead focused on his own goals. He will be the first to enter the Kingdom of Heaven due to his non-abiding nature to societal standards and being the best version of himself, unafraid to stand out amongst the superficial society. The virgin waits for the right woman with substance that is able to add non-superficial gains to his life and is fully authentic.

Sarah: “Omg he’s a virgin? What a loser. He needs to get laid ASAP!”

Chad: “Well, he’s more of a chad than I am cause I’m a slave to the opposite sex and he isn’t. He actually has goals while I’m out slamming new chicks and getting wasted every weekend. Props to him.”