twuntzilla

A twunt who is 6' or taller.

Joe: "That crazy twunt is finally moving out of my house."
Bob: "Oh, you mean Twuntzilla? I can't believe you kept her around for so long!"
Joe: "I know but she gave an epic bj and could reach all the top shelves."

die-t

Loving nickname for the oldest IT tech in the company who refuses to retire and takes an hour to do something that should take 5 minutes.

I really want to try out this new software but with my luck they'll send die-t and I'll get nothing else done today.