holiday

A day people should have off of work, regardless of religion or beliefs, yet your asshole, nazi of a boss won't let you because his religion or beliefs don't match the holiday's.

Are you working this holiday? Yeah, even though I'm not supposed to.

bull-dyke

A dominant lesbian. Usually hs short hair or mullet.

Rosie Odonell is a Bull-Dyke.

this is america

Something said by whiny racist rednecks when they don't want anyone else speaking another language.

"Yew cant say dat! This is america pal!" - some redneck.

technotian

someone, who mixes techno music. derrived from techno, and technician.

Greg mixes techno music. Greg is a technotian.

American Idol

Holding a call-in vote as we speak, to decide whether or not this show will stay on the air! Call in and be heard!

Call toll-free 1-888-USA-IDOL
To keep the show on the air, press 1.
To keep the show on the air, press 2.

BAH fuck it all we don't have a say in this. damned corporate ninnies.

cock block

when someone prevents you from tappin' dat ass.

damn... that muthaf**ker tried to cock block my ass.

simple plan

Quite possibly the worst thing ever.
"I heard you're doin okay, but I want you to now" that's what is sounds like since their voices are so friggin high.
All the damn sp fans say "shut up! if you hate them keep it to yourself!". Yeah, cuz deep down you know they suck major amounts of dick.

"My dad hates me, even though he gave me a new lexus and $200 for my birthday."
"Dude, I have to pay for my own car. That'll take years."
"Yeah, but your dad loves you!" (runs out crying with his hands in the air).
Simple plan simly sucks