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holiday

An opportunity for relatives to come around and say stupid shit like: Why haven't you found a wife yet.

"My favorite part about holidays his how being single is considered a disease."

by narslog26 December 1, 2009

137๐Ÿ‘ 28๐Ÿ‘Ž


holiday

When people work the 9 to 5 rather than the typical 14-16 hour workdays. An hour lunch break may be taken on these days, but is still frowned upon. Some people may catch a "holiday" and become quite unresponsive. Stay away from these people.

What are you doing on your holiday?
I think I'll take off early at 5 today. What about you?
I think I may go on a vacation for the week.
What's a 'va cation'?

by dirtygrandma November 19, 2018

49๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


Holiday

1. A certain period (usually a day) during the year which is commemorating a certain religious event ("Holy Day").
2. British term for "vacation."

- "Happy Holidays!"
- "Yes, 'Holiday' is exactly the same thing as 'vacation,' you blithering twat. (Remind me never to speak to yanks again...)"

by LameyT August 13, 2006

185๐Ÿ‘ 71๐Ÿ‘Ž


holiday

Painter's slang for an area accidentally left unpainted or inadequately covered.

You left a couple of holidays on the living room ceiling.

by The Demon Prince October 2, 2006

91๐Ÿ‘ 35๐Ÿ‘Ž


holiday

time away from work/ school

wonderfulest part of the year.. especially when the holiday is for weeks/months

I LOVE HOLIDAYS

by lkjjhghj April 28, 2009

36๐Ÿ‘ 11๐Ÿ‘Ž


holiday

Something thats impossible to enjoy at my house because every holiday ( Especially independance day) My father drinks heavily, throws his old vietnam uniform on, grabs his m-14, and fires at my neighbor who just happens to be vietnamese while he shouts " we won the war you brown cocksuckers! Burn in hell you motherfuckers!" Not the best time of the year.

my neighbor packs severe heat and i fear hes going to turn it on us someday soon.

by da hood' November 22, 2004

137๐Ÿ‘ 59๐Ÿ‘Ž


holiday

A politically correct and inclusive term for Thanksgiving and Christmas encouraged by the liberals.

It'd be considered a borderline hate crime to have a "Christmas sale", nowadays the PC term is "Holiday sale"!

by Piranha November 17, 2006

200๐Ÿ‘ 108๐Ÿ‘Ž