Jake

A massive cunt that should have been swallowed. If not swallowed, this "jake" will grow into a large pointless waste of skin, consuming the life of women by deteriorating their self-esteem through unappreciation, name calling, and the typical annoyance. Commonly compared to a vampire or parasite.. example:"My boyfriend Jake is a life-sucking vampire." Example: "Jake is such a f***ing parasite."

...."Jake is such a parasite!"