Playing Chess

1) Drinking heavily
2) Ordering drugs from a dealer
3) Obscure pseudonym for anal sex

1)
Person 1: Dude, where's your dad?
Sonofadrunk: Playing chess.
2)
Person 1: What were you doing in that back alley?
Druggie: Playing chess.
3)
Person 1: What were you and that other guy doing in the locker room?
Gay dude: Playing chess... heehee!

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