Kiefer Sutton

A Kiefer Sutton is when you put your penis in-betwixt a scone with clotted cream and jam. The person performing oral smacks their lips around it getting a meal whilst giving a gobble too.

Jane gave Ian a Kiefer Sutton last night, she said it was the best scone she’d ever had.

cashew cock

Cashew cock is when someone has a small knobbly penis that is bitter to the taste.

Ahhhh did you hear heather said Wayne Firth has a cashew cock after they hooked up last night?

farmer dykes

A farmer dykes is when your lesbian lover fertilises your vagina with their excrement and plants a seed inside like pumpkin seeds.

I gave Tess a Farmer Dykes last night, hopefully the tomatoes take well and we have a full crop this year