Gnob Goblin

An objectively ugly/conventionally unattractive gay man who haunt sex clubs/bath houses/sex shops looking to perform oral sex on men who see them as a last resort. Another term for “bathhouse troll.”

“Hey man- how was that sex party you went to?”

“It was kind of a bust. There were one or two decent looking guys and an entire swarm of gnob goblins. I left early.”

Topportunity

(Noun) a circumstance where a gay male is given a chance at fucking an otherwise unavailable man.

Ben's boyfriend is out of town and they seem to have an open arrangement when that happens- sounds like a great topportunity.

Guncle Tom

A gay man, most often white, who considers themselves a Republican, fundamentalist Christian, or a part of any group where hating gay people is part of their core platform. They are often wealthy/privileged which allows them to be protected from the anti-gay policies and hatred their affiliates advocate. They find their wealth or status to be more important than being gay and the well-being of the LGBT community.

Peter Thiel often gives a lot of money to republican political campaigns. He openly stumps for extremely anti-gay politicians like Mike Pence and Trump. Peter Thiel is a Guncle Tom.

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