Trojan Trojan

A condom with a hole in, or one thin enough to rupture during climax. Much like the legendary Trojan horse, the Trojan Trojan gives the receiver a false sense of security, meaning one's soldiers can make their way deep into enemy territory.

"Trojan Trojan, huh?"
"Yeah because it's a Trojan horse but with Trojan condoms"
"Oh yeah lmao"