jonas brothers

Over hyped teenie-bopper band advocated by the Disney Channel. Contains not a iota of talent but is still liked because of the supposed "smexiness" of the members. Can be proven false by the size of their eyebrows.

"Like, oh my god! Did you see that Jonas Brothers fan vid?"

"Like, no. I was watching Twilight fan vids listening to Hannah Montana. I'll look later."

~12 year old girls

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lolwut

Means that you laugh at first, but then you realize the seriousness of the manner.

"You're being sued for -over 9,000- dollars in damages."

"lolwut?"

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racist

What you say when you can't come up with a better comeback.

"I fired you because you slept on the job." "...no! You fired me because you're RACIST!"

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roumaji

Roumaji (commonly spelt as romaji or misspelled as romanji) is the use of the roman alphabet for transcribing Japanese sounds.

"私は亜希子です。"
becomes the somewhat more English-speaker friendly roumaji "Watashi wa Akiko desu."

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Nico Nico Douga

Japanese video website overwhelmed by otaku in which comments scroll over the video at the place in the video where they were typed. For instance, if a comment is typed while the watcher is at 2:00, then all users from there on will see the comment fly by at 2:00, everytime. Sucks because you have to sign up to watch videos, and is impossible to navigate if you're an English speaker like everyone else. Available in every language but English, such as Supaanishu (Spanish), Garman (German), and amazingly understandable Taiwanese. This site is only good for MADs (which are AMVs, but actually decent), and Vocaloid.

"I was watching some Haruhi MADs on Nico Nico Douga."

"What the hell is Haruhi, MADs, and Nico?!"

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homeschool

A form of education that should be outlawed. Education by wannabe-teachers who are just parents with teacher textbooks and don't have a degree of any sort. The reason for homeschooling is probably to 'protect them' which is only going to screw them even more in the real world. Teaches no social skills.

"See that freak over there? She must've been raised by wolves!"

"I heard she was HOMESCHOOLED."

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