Pulled an Owen

To suddenly disappear

Boy: "Hey, where did he go?"
Girl: "He moved away."
Boy: "He must've pulled an Owen."

Taylor Swifted

All you hear is your ex's sorrow from your breakup. It's almost like a Taylor Swift song.

Man: "It's been a week since I broke up with her. All I've been seeing are her sad posts on social media."
Friend: "Dude, you just got Taylor Swifted."

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Cool

A more subtle way to say "I don't care." Normally someone says this when they are in a bad mood or around an annoying person.

Girl: *reading a book*
Boy: hey I just got a new car!!
Girl: cool.