Oggham

Allegedly a language invented by the ancestors of Gytha "Nanny" Ogg from Terry Pratchett's Discworld.

Nanny's family had been in Lancre so long their language, Oggham, was used in many places.

Schmexy

While "smexy" is "sexy" plus either "Mexican"

or "smart" (depending on preference), "schmexy" is "smexy" plus "cinnamon." Origins unknown.

Girl: Did you see that guy go past just now?
Her gay friend: Yeah! OMG! He was sooo schmexy!

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