Hardcore Dancing

The worst form of dancing ever!

very popular in hardcore music(i wonder why its called harcore dancing), not so much in death metal or punk,

How it starts
1.Some dude will run behind all the people in front row and feel the need to push EVERY SINGLE PERSON!!!
but as soon as somone turn to see who the hell just interupted their show, that asshole will have hauled some serious ass away from everyone he just pushed
(ussually this person is just some asshole trying to start some shit with people)

2.A few people will sense(or know by heart), that a breakdown is coming up in a song. This is the best time to do this dance because anyone who moshes and actually hits people wont be in the pit, so the Hardcore Mosher will be nice and safe.

3.They will not get within 5 feet from anybody in the "hardcore pit", cuz then you might actually get hurt, oh no!

4.They will either
A.Be new at this and look like they are having a seizure and be a great joke for everyone watching
B.Punch the ground-crouch your knees and open-handedly punch at the ground
C.Punch the sky-after punching the ground, they will look upwards and punch clouds and shit
D.Bastardize the Skank-just start skaking, but instead of being peaceful with it, violently flail your fucking arms(but still not touch a single person!!!), until everyone else, or the singer, does somthing else
E.Reverse skank-instead of moving your arms or kicking fowards, you will need to grab you cock with both hands, and kick your feet behind you
F.NINJA KICK!!!-just kick whoever is behind you right in the fucking dick, but dont turn your body or look at them, just keep flailing your arms and everyone will think it was an accident
G.Windmill-the only thing that actually might take some skill and practice, just do a fancy flip kick whilst in the air, but land on your feet and punch the ground
H.Stomping-while doing most of these you must alternate stomping your feet(but dont worry, you dont need any rhythm at all, you dont need to be on beat)

5.Key rules(lolz)
A.only do it if a bunch of other people do it, cuz if you do it alone, you'l end up being embarresed and you might get laughed at!oh no!
B.Look good-forms of moshing, dancing, w/e, if you look really bad doing this, then it means you suck at it, it has NOTHING to do with expresion, or feeling the music, or skill(for the most part), or even stright up violence(cuz no one will hit you and you wont hit them)

IF YOU HATE THIS TYPE OF DANCING AS MUCH AS I DO!!!!
1.take off all your clothes except you underwear and start dancing with these seizure victims, it will be totally awesome, make them stop, and everyone will get an awesome laugh out of it
2.take a walk.i get so agrevated when a bunch a retards jump in a pit that i jus take a little stroll. you'l miss 5 mins. of a bad show, and retards having siezures(thats a good thing)
3.form a wall of death around the fucking idiots and charge their asses, they will be totally confused cuz most of them have never gotten hit or hit anyone in their life

DONT DISCRIMINATE AGAINST ANYONE WHO DOES THIS JUST CUZ THEY DO IT, JUST CUZ I CALL THEM RETARDS FOR DANCING LIKE THAT DOES NOT MEAN I HAVE ANY PROBLEM WITH THE PEOPLE WHO DO IT(JUST THEIR STUPID DANCE), MOST OF THE PEOPLE I KNOW WHO DO THIS ARE VERY NICE PEOPLE!!!(I TAKE THAT BACK, SOME PEOPLE ARE JUST DICKS FOR THE FUN OF IT)

Harcore Dancer:Dude!!, you are way to close to me. i cant believe you would come to a rock concert and risk actually bumping into me!!!

Mosher:DONT GET IN THE PIT IF YOU CANT TAKE A HIT!!!

and cut that Hardcore Dancing crap out please!

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