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Geometry

An absolute waste of your fucking time in school. After you graduate collage or something, why the fuck would you need to know how to measure the Earth?

(Geo=Earth, Metry=measurement, therefore, Geo+Metry= Measurement of the Earth)

Just why the hell do you need to know this shit if you want to be Bill Gates somebody tell me that!

Bob: Ugh, I fucking hate school!
Me: Why? I like school! Only thing is that fucked up math homework every teacher likes to torture kids with! Especially Geometry! God I fucking hate geometry so God damn much!
Bob: Stop bragging about what any normal kid knows you dumbass.

by AffectedMind March 9, 2020


No U Infinity, Unlimited Reverse

The ultimate god of the No U. No No U or any counter-variant can stop it. It also cannot be blocked or reversed by any infinity card, or any card that sends shit back at someone's dumbass.

Bob: Ur mom's a hoe
Bill: No U
Bob: No U Infinity
Bill: No No U
Bob: No No U Infinity
Bill: (Sarcastically) God Fucking Damn it!!! Fuck you Bob! Imma go kill myself all because of you!!!
Bob: LOL bitch fuck outta here I'm on anatha level.
Bill: SIKE!!! (Pulls out No U Infinity, Unlimited Reverse card)
Bob: Quietly commits suicide.

by AffectedMind February 9, 2020

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