Elliot

Elliot is a cool kid in dah school who is usually short and has totally wicked coding skills and he is a living legend and he can fly

elliot help me

I will use my mad coding skill and ability to fly to save you

Two niggas and a white trash

I when two black people are standing next two each other callin each other niggas then a white man walks up and calls them nigga
So begins the tale of the two niggas and the white trash

man 1: what’s up nigga

Man 2: your the nigga
White trash: hey my niggas what’s up
Man 2: ...
Man 1: nigga you better start runnin
Then the two niggas and a white trash was never seen again

Logan

A Logan is a really strong dude who may not very nice and sweet at first, he is always a little shy, but he’s friendly unless you insult him or insult a friend of his. He can be quite territorial and protective but usually only when someone causes him to be. He’s VERY good at comforting his friends. If you do anything to harm any of his friends and you don’t apologize, he can make your life The worst, but he’s nice. He can be a little annoying or stupid at times and frustrating too, but he will stand by you till the end

Person A: I just wanted to tell you your ugly and fat.

PersonB: sob sob

Logan: hey, you, yes you, I heard what you said and now you WILL pay

PersonA: fight me

Logan: ok

One minute of battling to the death later

*chomp*

PersonA: ow did you just bite me

Logan: yep and next you bother me or any of my friends again I’ll tear your throat .

PersonB: you didn’t have to do that

Logan: I just wanted you to know your beautiful and strong

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When Elliot dies

Nooooooooooo the coding super cool flying small person named Elliot is gone it’s time to tie the noose

No ones happy when Elliot dies

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Romantic rival

A romantic rival who you think is forgive my language an absolute fucking dick who treats you like a retarded mule and you just want to brutally murder him the first chance you got because he likes the girl you like but he’s so much better than you

Me: oh hey what’s up Myrissa I was wondering if you wanted to go to promcoming with m-
Ronald McDonald: oh hey fucktard. Oh hey Myrissa would you got to promcoming with me.
Myrissa:oh Ronald kiss me you fool
Ronald: really!!!
Myrissa:no
Ronald: oh so is that a yes

Myrissa: yes

Ronald: yes let’s get married and have a baby too

Me: hey but I was gonna ask he-
Ronald: shut up fucktard you know I could kick your ass in 5 seconds.

Me: * gets slapped * *whispers* romantic rival it’s time to go to the gym

2 years later

BOOM BOOM

Ronald: what’s that

Me: IT’S ME

Ronald: oh shit

Narrator: final battle ready ... goooo

5 seconds later

Snap
Narrator: Logan wiiinnnnssss

Myrissa: Logan you saved me Ronald treated me like a whore kiss me you fool
Logan: not so fast I didn’t come here to save you I came here to tear ronald limb from limb I have a much hotter girl now so get out of my face!!!!!
The end

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