Specimenian

An individual who rolls on the ground

Skarlet: you are such a specimenian

bompting

The act of spanking the bunda of a big batty gyal.

Yo I was bompting last night

That’s a howler

When a football opinion is so phenomenally wrong that you feel the need to express yourself with the expression of “that’s a howler!”

Fabio: Martinelli is good
Robbie: That’s a howler, Hudson-odoi is so much better

mugahbingo

A person who is of a fruity nature, or homosexual.

Me: wow look at that mugahbingo
Friend: Ha! Could never be me

sklezelpop

The action of clapping ones cheeks. Often used in a sexual manner

Friend: Hey bro wanna hang?
Me: Nah sorry man, too busy sklezelpopping a girl

Ching

A guy that receives zero female attention
- known to be a virgin 4 life

Ching’s mum

Crazy Balls

When someone makes a flabbergasting comment and you feel you need to reply with a flabbered expression.

Charlie: JONES BARBECUE AND FOOT MASSAGE
Gianluca & Skarlet: That’s crazy balls