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Jaguar

Jaguar, luxury cars usually dissed by people who:

A: Have never been in or driven one.
B: Fail to admit they wish they'd worked harder at school to land a proper job & be able to afford one.

Usually a Chav, very thick, not well read/travelled drivers of anything Vauxhall & live on a council estate. D'UUUUUUH, basball-cap, BURRRRRRRBREEEE!!!!

I love my XJS, all 12 cylinders running 5.3 litres. Luxury & speed in utter silence! Catch me if you can La-HOOOOO-ZAH ...!

Just wished I'd studied harder, man I could afford a REAL car, like a JAGUAR!

by Afrodizzyact September 15, 2006

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