randomness

The art\skill of being so utterley random it
1)confuses people
2)impresses them
3)makes them feel weak compared to your powers of randomness

also used as a general term for anything you dislike

"did you know there was a museum for coathangers and that they sell coathanger shaped cheese and soap.
so i went to sainsburys and bought a cauliflower and then posted it to you"!!!

or

aagh my parents are such randomness,
your randomness makes me so horny

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fuboid

A word to describe a retarded person or someone with closely retarded abilities, such as your mate that can't pull or your little brother trying to lick his elbow.

Man max is such a fuboid.
Your girlfriend is a fuboid man