turtle sundae

When someone dresses up in Teenage Mutant Ninja turtle (preferably, but regular turtle will do fine) apparel, and proceeds to get their dominatrix on with a woman. The wearer of the costume gets bonus points for a "cow-a bunga, dude."

"Good lord, what happened to Jeffrey?"
"Caught his mom getting a turtle sundae from his dad."
-Conversation between Jeffrey Dahmer's aunt and second cousin.

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