Agent000

007 = License to kill
000 = License to fuck with you

Agent000, what a dick.

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Georgia runoff

The last thimble of shit you pinch out of your ass after a large log

I couldn’t wipe yet because there was still a little Georgia runoff.

ofu

Officially Fucked Up. Not to be confused with UFO.

The boys are OFU as soon as the tequila hit.

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Landon Garrison martini

The perfect foundation drink combination. 1 part strawberry fruitopia, 2 parts Barq’s root beer, 2 parts Coca Cola Zero. No ice (already chilled to perfection)

Fake hustlers have swamp water, real niggas have a Landon garrison martini