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Females scissoring while on their periods
Ethel and I decided to high tide last night after a few drinks
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The act of spewing cum into a girls belly button and then using your own belly button lint to keep it locked in the navel
I have been saving up my belly button lint for weeks and tonight my girl will get a big 'ol fuzzy navel.
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Using both hands and at least one of your feet during masturbation
I was done using both hands so I decided to go for the unassisted triple play to end the night
Ejaculating into or onto an orifice without said orifices knowledge of potential ejaculation
It was brtttney's birthday so instead of getting her a present I gave her a cumprise!
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Once your food baby passes through the colon and is ready to be released... into the toilet. Ta-da!
That Chipotle I had for lunch has turned my belly into a food baby... I can't wait to hit the bano later and turn that bad boy into a toilet toddler.
The act of playing Pokemon Go without a care in the world
I was pogoing all day because my phone said there was a dragonite nearby, but I never found the bastard.
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