notbigbrad

This is a lesser known alias for the leader of the Ku Klux Klan. This refers to his alleged tiny stature, we gain from insider knowledge that he stands at 4'11. It is also rumored that he is unable to satisfy women. His bitterness from these factors is why he has orchestrated the most racist organisation in history.

Ryan: "Did you know notbigbrad, the leader of the KKK is 4'11"

Adam: "Pick a struggle"

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Grencil

The Messiah of all religions. This Iridescent being ascends all planes of existence and commands the will of the universe. It is said in the ancient texts that he has controlled the destiny of every living essence since the dawn of time. Not only a being but a place, a place between time and space. A world between worlds.

Brad: "All Hail the mighty Grencil"
The rest of the Church: "All hail the mighty Grencil"

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