Agouti

The most chill animal in the fucking universe. All they do is eat nuts all day and shit seeds that grow trees with more nuts for these fuckers to suck down (no homo). they kinda look like a rat with a coat of jimmy neutron hair. I personally, am a long time member of the "Agouti Gang" and take my ancient agouti customs very seriously so plz no hate.

Agouti uncultured swine: Damn bro! that a rat?

Me and my agouti gang: naw tf bitch ass? better get outa here before we eat ya nuts for disrespecting the holy agouti! RAWR!

Agouti uncultured swine: SHIT! I better get outa here quick! this went 0-100 faster than an agouti can run blindfolded with its nipples missing!

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