Pick Up Lines

Cheesy lines used by sleezy guys to "pick up" girls for the night. You know a girl is shallow/stupid/or just straight up horny, if she falls for these.

Random Guy: Wanna come to my house for pizza and a fuck?
Random Girl: Uh.....no....
Random Guy: What's the matter? Don't like pizza?

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Suvetha

Who?

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Random Kid 1: Hey check it out, its that one chick, Suvetha!"
Random Kid 2: Who?
Random Kid 1: Suvetha!
Random Kid 2: WHO?

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Hizite

Bastard child of shizite

That porno was off the hizite!

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