Khaki Muncher

A person's ass that is so large that it appears to be eating the khakis they're wearing.

"Did you see Patty's outfit today?"
"Yeah, I feel bad for her pants, she's a real khaki muncher!"

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Badryness

pronounce (buh-dryness)
Having or causing vaginal dryness.

#1"You are so lucky, not having to worry about penis problems."
"Yeah, being a lesbian is awesome, but you do have to worry about badryness."
"Do we need to get you some lube?"

#2"You look tired."
"My husband and I went forever last night, and now I have the worst badryness"
"Yeesh!"