DICKometer

A device that is attachable to vaginas, and measure the amount of dick that the vagina gets. The measurement is in d/m (Dicks per minute). It is a very useful device and can be used for many purposes such as:
a. It helps keep track of how big a slut you truly are
b. Gurls can have dick offs/competition where there will be an objective judge
c. Proving your fat friend Janet, who claims she gets loads of D, is a fucking virgin

Just attached a DICKometer to my pussy, gotta get fuckin

Homo

A man of profound intelligence and mystical powers. A “Homo” can transport from place to place aswell as control the fucking entertainment industry with ease.

Wow look it’s a homo, isn’t that extraordinary or Man I wish I were a Homo

Thotius Primius

Once a month each thot transforms into a giant raging monster. As the monster they seek the blood of their enemies to regain the blood that they lost. The thotius primius become real bitches at this time, like I know you wanted kit kat and not snickers but they didn’t have any stop yelling at me Jessica, I’m not crying shut up.

Thot: I can’t have sex now
Him: Why?
Thot: Cause it’s that time of the month...
Him: Thotius Primius!! Help!!!

Or

Him: why is my penis bleeding?
Him 2: oh no...thotius!!