Holcombe

A white middle aged southern dad who wears pollo shirts and cargo pants who usually can be found hanging out at a country club or playing golf. He has a very heavy accent and can be mildly racist. Usually lives in suburban areas. Hobbies are grilling, watching college football, hunting and playing golf. He also usually has a fat son that he is very proud of. He often says “my son!” or “that’s my boy!” When talking about him. He is also extremely conservative and doesn’t like liberals at all cause they piss him off.

Some Holcombe called the cops on us for sneaking into the country club.

Did you see that Holcombe get in argument with the Starbucks lady? He refused to call her by her pronouns.