Violet

Mind blowing crocheting skills and can 100% crochet a kick ass thneed and an army of diverse mushrooms.

Is a big fan of “That Ditch Place Down the Road”.
10/10 insults, will absolutely destroy you with creative and expertly crafted burns.
Plays soccer a lot so probably has really bad knees.
Only big flaw is actually turning into the Grinch the second you use the

C-H-R-I-S-T-M-A-S word before December 1st at 12am.
List of favourite words/phrases include: “SPORES”, “Sssssscooba Sssssssnake”, “She had big titties”, etc.

Nobody in particular (on nov. 12): JINGLE BELLS JINGLE BE-
Violet: *actually grows green fur and starts plotting downfall* (perhaps involving bitch slapping a Christmas tree??)