Loaf

noun

plural - loaves
A loaded story of great value and(or) a shocking situation that a person describes. An explanation of events that will surely "fill you up"

"Oh boy, do I have a loaf for you! Wait until you hear about this."

Toe-forward

Being cautious, yet progressive. Not rushing into things and only putting a toe forward to test the waters

“I would say I’m a very toe-forward person, I like to know what I’m getting myself into.”

homorun

When a gay person scores

Dude, I hooked up with that guy! Total homorun.