Celestiality

Any ethereal cause for otherwise inexplicable coincidence, not thought to necessarily be a god or fate, but rather explained as a purposeful movement of the cosmos. Used as a way of holding onto one's spirituality to explain certain events while still taking a scientific view of the universe.

Friend 1: "I met Rose at a grocery store that I never, ever shop at. I'm not a religious man, but sometimes it feels like too much of a coincidence."

Friend 2: "Sometimes the world just works like that, man. Certain things match up so well, it feels like a celestiality."

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Super A Lot

When something, measurable by either quality or quantity, can be relatively viewed as more than or better than "a lot." This superlative, with its dissension from modern English grammar, denotes a transcendence of scope and value.

Bro 1: "Hey, what do you think of my party?"
Bro 2: "I love it! The music rocks super a lot."

Bro 1: "Dude, how was your blind date last night?"
Bro 2: "You wouldn't be leave it, man. I had super a lot of fun with her. She's actually really nice."

Girl 1: "Have you tried my chili that I made?"
Girl 2: "I actually ate all of it. It was super a lot good, so I just couldn't help myself."