Double win

To describe a win-win situation.

I pissed in her mouth, and she spit it back in mine; double win!

Vladyslava

A typical Ukrainian name, usually reserved for the most beautiful women, that is the feminine version of Vladyslav.

Person 1: “Hey, who is that hot ass foreign exchange student?”
Person 2: “That’s the new girl from the Ukraine, Vladyslava”