go spartan

1. When you are faced against someone (or something) that is standing in your way or arguing with you (or threatening you with a Persian invasion) and you'd like to kick him/her (it) in the chest. -If it is something, imagine it has a chest-

2. If you are overwhelmed by ANYTHING (e.g. office paperwork, bees, emos, Britney Spears fans, persians, etc.) and you have to deal with it and defend your balls no matter what. If you're in a group, you should be in a terrible numeric disadvantage.

1.
- I told you to shut the hell up!
- ... and you don't do any laundry and I have to cook eeeeverything you wanna eat...
- DON'T MAKE ME GO SPARTAN ON YOU, MOM!

- The bathroom door was jammed and I desperately needed to take a dump so I went spartan on it... Dad's gonna kill me :(

2.
- Damn Paul, those Hillary Duff fans are coming our way.
- Shit! We'll have to get totally spartan on them.

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blue pill

as a noun. A lie.

as a verb. Tell a lie or believe one.

1.
Mark: Dude, I'd like to have a large steak for dinner...
John: You're girlfriend is cooking, don't take the blue pill.

2.

- You said it was only a rash, not gonorrea.
- I bluepilled you *lol*

- Damn, I'm adopted! No wonder all my classmates are NK's. I was totally blue pilled my whole life :(

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YKWIM

"You Know What I Mean"

or IYKWIM

"If You Know What I Mean"

- Quit fooling around, YKWIM

- Man, that chick is so ugly, sure you went out with her?
- Yeah, she *blows*, IYKWIM.

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