Sweeney Todd

A play in which a barber shaves people, kills them, and makes them out of pies

*someone goes to the baber*
*barber starts to shave with a razer*
The Person~ PLEASE DONT PULL A SWEENEY TODD ON ME!!! I BEG OF YOU!!!

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Hip Baby

A baby that whines every time its mom takes it off her hip.

Damn, hip baby whines every time I put her down.

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