Alpha Dick

(n). someone with Alpha Male Syndrome.

(adj). A guy who thinks he's God's gift to the world, but really most people can't stand him.

John: Why'd you quit hanging out with Doug?

Jane: I couldn't have a conversation with him cuz he couldn't stop talking about how great he was for more than 5 minutes. He thinks he's an Alpha Male or something...

John: More like an Alpha Dick....

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