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Drunk Cyclists are the Raddest of all the cyclists. They belive in drinking really shitty beer and doing Whisky Yoga. You can spot them wearing DC Dagger Jerseys and flipping off dicks on Specialized Ebikes.
Hey Brah! Did you see that that Drunk Cyclist guy Shotgun a beer while riding his Mountain Bike!
A Trail Tootsie is a Hot Chick That can be found on wilderness trails. She is usually all dolled up with her hair and makeup done. They are always dressed to Impress, With big sunglasses, low cut tops, and Yoga pants. This is all done to take numerous selfies and attract other people.
Hey man! Look at that Trail Tootsie taking a selfie next to that tree. She looks hot in those Yoga pants.
Dorkhole: A Chick that Fucks Dudes that are into Star Wars and Cosplay shit. They thrive on consuming as much Dork Dick as possible. Sometimes they will dress up as Kylo Ren to fulfill the suitors fantasy.
Hey Booger! That Dorkhole dressed up like Kylo Ren totally let me touch her boobies in my momâs basement.
Hiking Drama is caused by a number of things.
1. Everyone in the hiking community Fucking each other like itâs Band Camp.
2. Being a dead beat. Posting pictures of hikes you did during the week when you should be working or taking care of your kids
3. Falling in love with a hiker every other month. Saying this is my soul mate and, hashtagging #thisistheone every time, Then breaking up with them and putting every dirty detail all over social media.
Dooode! That Hiking Bunny is causing all kinds of Hiking Drama.
The Tasmanian Devil Chassis. Is a girl that is shaped like the cartoon character TAZ. She usually has a huge upper body and skinny chicken legs giving her a shape V like shape.
I canât believe you took that Tasmanian Devil Chassis home last night.
What?
Yeah! That girl shaped like the cartoon character TAZ Bro!
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