Ninos

Like to think they are the dogs bollocks at everything, think they know everything about everything. And get lost in their own web of lies. Basically narcissistic to the core, I think they have munchausen syndrome

NINOS: " OUCH IVE STUBBED MY TOE"
999 OPERATOR: "WHATS HAPPENED"
NINOS: "IVE BROKEN MY LEG I THINK IT NEEDS AMPUTING"

Nicklin

More than a Fiona, pure lush

My Mrs is a nicklin