Abby

The most prescious and innocent person you will ever meet, Abby will be the most considerate and beautiful person you will ever meet, and if you take advantage of her, someone will destroy you, but it won't be her, she's too kind to hurt a soul. She is the most precious peach pie, if you hurt her, I will end you

Joe, "Abby's a bitch."
Blake, *slap*, "Don't talk about my precious peach pie like that!" *another, louder slap*
Joe, "Why so you keep slapping your own arm?"
Blake, "uh..."