Aj

A man who is a total badass. Most likely a marine or some other bad ass profession, such as porn star, elected official, super-athlete or even C.E.O. of your mom. Disclaimer: Will fornicate with any friends hot mom with out regret. An Aj is a cold blooded ladies man with the future in his eyes and fire spewing from his mouth.
An Aj usually makes good money, certainly more than you, yet your not exactly sure how. An enigma will spontaneously combust if ever to come into contact with an Aj.
An Aj can be found in Public places such as cities, towns, or American territories. An Aj can also be found in the isolation of the deep wild where he may be pondering ponderous thoughts of the very existence of time and space which would cause lesser men's heads to implode in the manner of a rather disturbing sucking sound. 
I digress explaining an Aj any further would simply take away from the only pleasure you will know for the next 20 minutes. The basking in of the the thought of the very essence that is an Aj.

Girl 1: Woah, check out that Aj over there.
Girl 2: I think he looked at you!
Girl 1: Well that would explain wy my bra's off, panties are down.

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