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Scaramouche

Literally the hottest Fatui Harbinger. Signora? Who tf is that? Anywhere from 5'4 to 5'2 but could absolutely and utterly dominate your tight hole. The things this man could do to me is so disgusting, you will either become turned on right on the spot or throw up. He could degrade me, treat me like a dog, step on me, choke me out, overstimulate me, all the kinky shit.

OR

Kazuha's husband <3

A: Hey, have you ever heard of Scaramouche?

B: Of course I fucking have. Won't lie, I want him to make my legs stop working for a week?

A: Who doesn't?

by Akai~ February 19, 2023


Kabukimono

From Genshin Impact and the most perfect thing to ever exist. The non traumatized version of Scaramouche, he's innocent, perfect, and does literally no wrong. He is my everything. He is adorable and deserves the world <3

Person A: Do you know Kabukimono?

Person B: Yes, he's absolutely perfect.

by Akai~ April 14, 2023


Xiao

Where do I even begin? He is literally the hottest adeptus in all of Liyue. Who is Zhongli? Is that some other adeptus in the game? Standing at about 5'2 but that's because all of his height went somewhere else. And listen to me when I say this man could do absolutely fucking anything to me and I would thank him no matter what. I want to be held between his arms so fucking badly, it's become a need. I want to be filled by this man and I would literally drink all of his bodily fluids with no hesitation. I don't understand how a fictional character can be so fucking cute, so fucking hot, and so fucking sexy all in one. He would literally make you bust a nut right on sight.

Person A: Have you seen Xiao?

Person B: No? Oh- oh my god...

Person A: Now you have. What do you think?

Person B: I need him to fill me with his semen.

Person A: Exactly.

by Akai~ February 20, 2023