Dart Goblin

A 3-elixir card in the popular mobile game “Clash Royale,” this underrated card is really balanced and unlocks at Arena 9. He attacks and moves fast while doing decent damage, but has low health. He’s an awesome air defense troop.

“Hey bro I use the Dart Goblin!” “Bro that’s so cool”

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Mega Minion

Literally better than the Minions for the exact same price. Great at taking out tanks/mini tanks and can kill weak anti-airs like the Magic Archer. Kinda slow though. This can take out a Pekka with enough time and distraction.

Person 1: I’m gonna place a Pekka!
Person 2: Ooh no whatever will I do?(Places Mega Minion)

Lava Hound

A 7-elixir legendary card that’s meant to tank for other units. Its attack is shit, but if it dies it turns into 6 Lava Pups that end up doing tons of damage but die fast. It’s one of my favorite legendaries.

“Yo bro what’s your favorite legendary?”
“Lava Hound, why?”
“Wow that’s gay 😂 use the Mega Knight lol”
“Dude the Lava Hound is great wdym?”

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Flying Machine

This is literally the worst Clash Royale card next to the Battle Healer. It costs 4 elixir, can’t even take out a Heal Spirit, and dies from one Spear Goblin. Sucks ass at defense, offense, stamina AND speed, how does one card get this bad? Literally any other air defense card is better than the Flying Machine.

“Hey I use the Flying Machine!” “ARE YOU FUCKING RETARDED?

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Battle Healer

A 4-elixir card in Clash Royale. This fucking card should be 0 elixir because it sucks so hard unless it’s in 7x elixir. Literally don’t understand how this shit card works. Not to mention when combined with the Elixir Golem it FUCKING STILL SUCKS THATS FREE ELIXIR FOR ME! Anyways if you like the battle healer you are probably either autistic or you’re a simp for “Battle Healer rule 34”. Also its in Clash of Clans too and it always heals a fucking tree and not my troops.

Scenario 1
Guy 1: What’s your favorite card in Clash Royale?”
Guy 2: “The Battle Healer because she’s hot”
Guy 1: “Could tell by how stupid you look.”

Scenario 2
*Guy places Battle Healer to heal his other troops
Battle Healer: I’mma heal this fucking tree”
Guy: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK BRO

6👍 1👎

Electro Giant

A card that really needs to be nerfed in Clash Royale. It kills everything in its path, there’s no good counters for it, it’s too fast, it has more health than a fucking pekka, and you’re definitely a big baby that lives in your mom’s basement if you use this card.

Electro Giant is gay

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