at this day, if a girl is born, she is simply the best. There is a chance she's funny, there's a chance she has emotional intellect, there's a chance she is considerate and there's a chance her name is shez.
Boy: hey I am going to suicide!
Girl: why?
Boy: I met shez and that's all I wanted from my life!
Girl: what's a shez?!!
Boy: someone who is born on January 12th!