Gabe

A gabe is a gabe. It likes to play dota and likes to brag his huskar skills

A gabe is a cheesy bastard that likes to be spanked in the ass.

He is also a master of the ninja arts, able to hide every gadget at his disposal. He mastered the art of shoving dorm managers away from the room. Legend says he is so courageous that he challenged the almighty Jerrymy and showed the Jerrmy his laptop later because of pity. According to primary sources, his exacy words were: "Eyyyy nag ninja ako"

He is the beta type and is dominated by his partner in their relationship
A gabe likes to provoke others into challenging him, especially in dota.

He triggers everyone he speaks to and is part chinese so if you hurt him, he will eat your dogs and unleash his ping pong ching chong ding dong skills.

If you want to irritate a gabe, say these few words: "ayyy salesss"

or you can put a peace sign over your chest

Relger: Hey! Sweep the floor!
Launce: I already cleaned our beds.
Gabe: I don't know how ti sweep
Launce: Fuck you Gabe