Ambulance Chaser

(n.) 1. Lowest-tier personal injury lawyer possible. Shows up at the scene of accidents/hospitals because he/she has no current casework, and probably no legal expertise, let alone being able to afford an office to work out of.

2. Zombie/Vampire/Necropheliac- cult follower looking for blood/medical supplies/cadavers -- the weirdest people in the entire world.

3. Any lazy or undermotivated individual persuing a half-baked get-rich-quick scheme.

The ambulance chaser showed up in the hospital emergency rooms with business cards that had been printed on construction paper

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washington

a slang word for 'Diet Coke', which comes from the capital of America, Washington DC, in which the 'DC' would stand for 'Diet Coke'.

"i just picked up a washington and a packet of chewing gum from the store"

or in reference to drinks containing it:

"if you're getting another round, i'll have a jack (and) washington please"

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Love.

Love is when you cant stop thinking about someone, & their always on your mind Their all you ever think of, and all you want in your life. You want to be with them forever. Being in their arms sends a rush of emotions through your body. Kissing them makes your heart melt inside. & when your with them, you never want to leave.

One word frees us all from pain.

That word is Love.

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