London slang, meaning fake, junk, useless, not worth the time, fuck all.
Doug the Head: Avi, you know I won't buy schtrops.
Avi: He isn't selling schtrops.
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Intimate and inseparable friends. Has nothing to do with being someone's butt buddy.
E.B: Thank you so much for squiring me. These gentlemen being so obviously compelled by other responsibilities, such as scrutiny by former boon companions.
Dan: We was never your fucking boon companions, E.B.
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