Twilight

(the saga)
The very epitome of 'epic fail.'

Bella: Edward, I want you inside of me. NOW.
Edward: Bella, my dear pumpkin juice with sugared platypus eggs on top, you have to marry me first.
Bella: WHAT. WHY THE EFF DO I HAVE TO MARRY YOU, YOU MANWHORE?
Edward: Because that is the way we Cullens work and my family would honor our being together more if we married first. And because since I am the man of the relationship and you are the woman, you are supposed to listen to me and do whatever I say because I am a man.
Bella: I thought I was the man.

Twilight's 'Breaking Dawn.'

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