Normal

No one. Keira is especially not normal.

Normal is bad u Gaylord!

November 21st

November 21st is a very important day because it is National Female Depression Day! It’s a day when males break up with females so that the females are depressed. Or it is when girls complain about boys not liking them and they are very depressed. On this day, if u know anyone who is suffering, go comfort them cuz no one deserves to feel sad. U females are all great! :D

Female: Guys... it’s November 21st
Male friend: Oh no! Are u okay Michelle
Female: I need to cry!!!

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Smithism

Definition 1: When you discriminate against anyone who has the sir name “Smith”. It is seen as a greater offence if the person u are discriminating against is called John Smith.

Definition 2: The belief that John Smith is the name of the Gods and that he is à legend only spoken about in the Levith.

Smithism.

Liam

To be honest, he can be a bit of a dick but that’s what makes him so lovable. Overall, he’s quite a boring person but it’s okay because he is extremely intelligent! If you piss him off, he will not hesitate to beat the shit out of you (or worse he may attempt to strangle you). However, if you stay on his good side, he’ll be as nice as possible to you and will try to keep you happy! There is one small problem though, he is bored all of the time.

Ayyy it’s Liam (fucking twat, jump in a fire)