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Goldfish dick-flick

1.push erect penis down

2. Put goldfish on penis

3. Let go penis

4. Shoot goldfish in air (much like a roman catapult)

5. Catch goldfish in mouth and enjoy your penis flavored fish
Guy 1: hey man! You want to try the goldfish dick-flick?!

Guy 2: I tried it yesterday! The goldfish tasted like cock!

Guy 1: hey man! You want to try the goldfish dick-flick?!

Guy 2: I tried it yesterday! The goldfish tasted like cock!

by Alan and gunnybear May 31, 2013

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