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Y-shaped device having a loop of elastic attached to the ends of the prongs and used for firing stones, ball bearings or other small objects (cf. slingshot, shanghai)
It is ethically unacceptable to feed an ugly baby with a catapult.
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when a man is about to ejaculate he pulls his dick back and flings his cum in the face of his partner.
Dustin: Dude i heard you catapulted your girlfriend last night
Brent: your damn right i did she licked it all up off her face
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wen u put ur dick between ur legs and wen the bitch goes to suck it u let it go and it slaps her in the face
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when the male is about to release his fluids, he pulls back his penis and releases as he cums. thus, flinging his genital juices into her face... or any other desirable target.
martin: dude last night i was practicing my long shot!
dan: really what did you get?
martin: 20 feet!!!!
dan: really how did you do that???
martin: I used the catapult!
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The act of dry freezing your semen, breaking it up into pellet size chunks, then flinging it with a plastic spoon. This usually happens after sexual intercourse and the vagina is the most common target. This is NOT an effective way to get your partner pregnant.
Me and Sally were home alone and tried catapulting, she now has bruises in her vagina like a rotten apple.
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Meaning wasted & getting caught.
Leo got so catapulted last night that his summer was over.
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CATapult is a simple but yet very competitive game where you find a dead cat on the side of the street and grab a snow shovel, pick up the cat with it and compete with friends by flinging it down the street to see who can get the cat the furthest. You can easily spice up the game by adding rules on how you fling the cat with the shovel or what shovel you use. If you splatter the cat on the first fling the game is over and you win.
“*ring ring* hey tommy, do you wanna call up the rest of the boys and come down here and play CATapult, because I found a dead cat over here”
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